The 10 Most Annoying Celebrities
As this article ages you can insert any new annoying pop star that is currently in the final seconds of their 15 minutes of fame here. Ke$ha is the most annoying waste of oxygen on the face of the earth. Posing for photo shoots on the side of the street with signs like “will sing for Beer” with the “S” written with a dollar sign makes me want to scratch my eyes out. Please just overdose already.
9. Courtney Love
If Kurt Cobain hadn’t blown his head off and just divorced this useless drama queen the world would have had more Nirvana albums and less celebrity drug addicts. Not long after Courtney Love lost legal guardianship of her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, and on the same day her own lawyer said that Frances preferred to live with her grandmother Courtney Love took to her Facebook page to vent her frustrations with the legal system, her former mother-in-law and, somewhat shockingly, her own daughter….what a loser.
8. Jessica Simpson
Jessica says “Hopefully I can find a man that understands my life and understands my purpose. I just need to find the right man.” what purpose? what do you even do? Dumb or Fat….how about both.
7. Tara Reid
Your nasty “smokers cough” voice and plastic sagging body parts makes me want to vomit. You do nothing and are not hot, how do you still find work?
Hillary Duff’s music is total garbage, she has no talent and yet will not go away. Duff is like a rash that just when you think it’s gone just moves to a different part of the body.
5. Tila Tequila
Why don’t people see that Tila Tequila is a made up musician created for the sole purpose of marketing? Talent- No, Hot- Yes, so just do porno and get it over with. The most interesting thing to come out of her mouth besides a disease are comments like “you’re sexy” and “you’re beautiful” and “i wanna bang you.” Is there ever any mention of her actual music? Does anyone actually listen to Tila’s music?
4. Britney Spears
The girl can’t sing! and yet sells millions of albums to young girls all over the world. Her voice when signing sounds like an alien in heat. When she was a teenager all of this media driven pop culture crap worked, but now she’s a fat old trailer trash mom with a couple bratty kids. Go away and spend your money on leopard print short skirts and eat McDonalds happy meals with your monster kids somewhere far far away.
3. Paris Hilton
A snobby skinny blond that does nothing for anyone but herself. Millions of dollars and all we ever see her doing is going to parties and shopping at high end stores. Ever give to the poor? ever do anything for anyone at all? a loser that couldn’t survive one second without all her money.
2. Lindsay Lohan
Lohan had talent, she was good looking, but after years of drinking and partying the girl is gone to $hit. Lindsay Lohan is trying to sue E-Trade for $100,000,000 for the latest commercial in A Super Bowl ad featuring talking babies that refers to a “milkaholic” named “Lindsay”
Her lawyer explains, “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They’re using her name as a parody of her life….OMG? how vain are you? What a #ucking drama queen
1. Heidi Montag
Heidi is taking over for Paris Hilton, she is the new ultimate annoying Celebrity. 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day may have made The Hills star Heidi Montag very happy, but she is also now one step closer to being a total vegetable. Heidi has no talent, she isn’t funny as per the latest video on fun or die and before all the plastic surgery, she wasn’t the hottest chick around. The worst part about this annoying hollywood diva, is she isn’t going away any time soon.