Is Beyonce pregnant? Do we care? If she is, she’ll hold that baby in for as long as possible and then never acknowledge it, something like her marriage to Jay Z.
If she is knocked up at least her baby will have another baby to grow old with after all her daddy, Matthew Knowles just fathered a baby with some random chick.
It’s possible that she is, looks like a little baby bump in this photo, but then again it could be that burrito she scarfed down for lunch.
Mario Lopez got some chick pregnant but if he could have done it to himself he would have. Mario is simply in love with Mario and and I’m surprised he hasn’t f*cked himself yet. Guess what? I don’t particularly care for Lopez. He is just a bit too much for me but some chicks dig him. I suppose Courtney Mazzo liked him well enough to allow him to impregnate her. Mario is a notorious cheat and all around butthole but let’s congratulate him on a job well done. Now, no one will think he’s gay anymore, right?
Rebecca Gayheart is still incubating her little spawn she made with Eric Dane. She also made a nifty little video with Eric and Keri Ann Peniche. That’s all I can remember about her. Oh, yeah there was the Noxzema commercial and that whole vehicular manslaughter thing.
The one that I notice more is Kari Ann Peniche. What a one way bitch that girl is. Watched her on Celebrity Sex Rehab and she’s on Celebrity Rehab right now. I have never seen such a spoiled, entitled, self absorbed person, ever. Not to mention a crotch flashing and topless “paint my boobs” attention whore. Girl has serious issues.
Anyway, here’s Rebecca Gayheart, her dogs and a belly too big to squeeze into a jacuzzi tub with Kari Ann anymore.
Tila Tequila is bringing the drama once again. This time 'round she bumped her head and it's affecting her baby bump. How are the two related? Well, let's just say the pregnancy is all in her head.
Tila took to Twitter to alert the world (!) that she fell from her chair and bumped her head. How do you fall out of a chair? I can see slipping in the shower, tripping over the cat or even tumbling down the stairs, but falling out of a sitting down position? She must have been stripping naked to her web cam and tipped the chair like last time. Hopefully no tampons were injured in the incident.
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