Media outlets are preparing for the inevitable death of Lindsay Lohan. News sources around the world don’t want to be caught with their pants down when Lindsay Lohan finally kicks the bucket. One source reveals:
“News outlets need to be prepared. However shocking a story it might be, they are in the business of breaking news fast and any preparation that can be done ahead of time is them just simply doing their jobs. We all scrambled when Brittany Murphy and Heath Ledger died and don’t want that to happen again.”
Maybe it’s time for Lindsay to pull herself together. A ready made obituary would be a warning bell for most people. Really it’s a shame that Lindsay is hell-bent on this path of destruction. But really, what else does she have going on? She’s famous for her hard partying ways and when she finally dies, she’ll be infamous for the very same thing. Sad.
Attending Justin Bieber’s birthday party could kill you. At least according to the invite it could. Justin Bieber plans on celebrating his Sweet 16 birthday in a big way and the invitations come along with a release form for parents to sign. The party is going to be a big bash with a couple risky games, kids could get hurt or even killed. At least that’s what the release states. The activities will include, paintball, basketball, sumo wrestling and laser tag. I get the paintball risk, ever get hit with one? It hurts. And leaves a nasty bruise, but I don’t think it could kill you. Now a big, squatting Sumo wrestler could harm you but only if he sat on your face and some people enjoy that, I’ve seen it on you tube.
Who knew Justin Bieber was such a badass? Laser tag? Incredibly dangerous, someone could lose an eye or maybe even their virginity, at least that’s how I lost mine.
Here is something I didn’t know (imagine that) Kourtney and Kim both dated Tito Jackson’s sons way back in the day. Kourtney dated Taryll and Kim dated TJ.
The Kardashians were invited to a party last Sunday for one of Taryll’s kids. It was a Jackson family affair as Michael’s kids were there too.
