Jon Gosselin told reporters that he voted for Kate as she competed on Dancing With The Stars. Of course Jon has a hidden agenda full of reasons why he would call in a vote for his ex. First off, he is trying to get custody of the kids by saying Kate is an absentee mom since she started on the show. Also, since Kate is getting paid for her DWTS fiasco she’ll have to pay him child support. Or maybe he just loves to see Kate make a fool out of herself on Live TV. Or it’s possible he was trying to dial-up some midget porn and he hit the wrong numbers. Poor Jon and his Ed Hardy shirts and dwarf penis. Jon is simply doomed and now his ex-girlfriend is going to marry Michael Lohan. When a Lohan is a better choice than you, you might as well hang it up.
Michael Lohan and Kate Major (Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend) are getting married. How wonderful. Even better is that Lohan is raring to go ahead and have more kids. As if the ones he has aren’t already messed up enough. I wonder if he’ll video tape the poor baby when it dumps in it’s diaper, release it to the tabloids and claim the baby screwed him over by crapping up his life.
At least we know Kate Major’s cootchie isn’t all busted, Jon Gosselin is a small, small man.
Michael Lohan says Lindsay needs rehab. Duh. Is this guy for real? The reason Lindsay needs rehab is Michael Lohan. Dude does not know when to shut up. He is constantly spewing his verbal diarrhea to anyone that will listen. And by listen, I mean pay him to talk. Michael is making the rounds once again on a Save Lindsay crusade.
Michael is telling all in the interviews but we’ve heard it already. Lindsay is drinking, taking pills etc. He plans on showing up in court and convincing the judge to lock Lindsay in rehab for 3 months. I don’t think a few months of court ordered rehab is going to help her. Lindsay is on one wicked downward spiral and she isn’t going to get help or straighten up until she wants it. The more Michael pushes the farther he is shoving Lindsay into addiction.
I can understand a father’s concern for their child. It’s natural. But what’s not natural is Lohan running to the press and divulging family secrets and leaking audio tape of private conversations. Michael Lohan is a scumbag and I feel sorry for Lindsay having a dad like that.
