Lindsay Lohan seems to have an issue with her feet this week. First she “trips” and falls into a cactus, next she emerges from a party with a kilo of “baby powder” in her pumps and now she stumbled and fell again. I hear she is having financial problems, it’s probably due to the high cost of her rented feet.
Media outlets are preparing for the inevitable death of Lindsay Lohan. News sources around the world don’t want to be caught with their pants down when Lindsay Lohan finally kicks the bucket. One source reveals:
“News outlets need to be prepared. However shocking a story it might be, they are in the business of breaking news fast and any preparation that can be done ahead of time is them just simply doing their jobs. We all scrambled when Brittany Murphy and Heath Ledger died and don’t want that to happen again.”
Maybe it’s time for Lindsay to pull herself together. A ready made obituary would be a warning bell for most people. Really it’s a shame that Lindsay is hell-bent on this path of destruction. But really, what else does she have going on? She’s famous for her hard partying ways and when she finally dies, she’ll be infamous for the very same thing. Sad.
Yesterday we got a glimpse into Lindsay Lohan’s scatter brained head as she talked about her Daddy and her drug abuse. Today we get all the details about her lesbian romps with ex-gal pal Samantha Ronson. Lindsay tells the interviewer that she was “surprised” at her relationship with Ronson. I’d be surprised too if I found myself in bed with another woman. Well, maybe surprised isn’t the word for it.
Lohan tells us:
“I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We’re still in touch. We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She has always been one of my best friends.
“If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to.
“We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know.”
As with most of what Lindsay says, I don’t believe it. Being gay is not a “when in Rome” type of thing. Either you are true to yourself or you live a lie. I don’t think you can turn it on and off like Lindsay claims she is able to do. The gay thing? Maybe a lot of people give it the old college try once and find it’s not for them. But to have an entire relationship with the same sex partner? Well, that’s gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Lindsay Lohan decided to tell us something we already know. She drinks and takes drugs. Whew. I am glad to know for sure now. Who can trust all those photos of Lindsay guzzling bottles of vodka, right?
Lindsay had a soul baring interview, and by soul baring I mean she got paid, and revealed her angst with her dad and her hunger for the bad shit.
“When my father was going public, that’s when I hit rock bottom. I abused substances too much and it wasn’t the answer to my problems. I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine, and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I feel emotions because I choose to. I never want to be close to losing everything I worked for and aspired to have my whole life. I’ve made some dreadful mistakes but learned from them — that has probably saved my life.”
Lindsay also blamed her cocaine use on her Dad.
“I was only aware of cocaine because of my dad. I was terrified of it. But I tried it because I was stubborn, stupid and wanted to see what it was like. It’s not something I ever want to do again. It made me feel like shit. It became uninteresting to me. I’m hyper anyway and I have that kind of personality, so I don’t need something like that.”
What a crock of crap. I am not buying any of that for one minute. She grew up in the spotlight in Hollywood and no one ever approached her with coke? I think Lindsay is only “aware” of her own web of intricate lies. I also don’t believe when she talks in past tense. It’s only because she’s on probation.
Lindsay isn’t fooling anyone except maybe herself.
Michael Lohan says Lindsay needs rehab. Duh. Is this guy for real? The reason Lindsay needs rehab is Michael Lohan. Dude does not know when to shut up. He is constantly spewing his verbal diarrhea to anyone that will listen. And by listen, I mean pay him to talk. Michael is making the rounds once again on a Save Lindsay crusade.
Michael is telling all in the interviews but we’ve heard it already. Lindsay is drinking, taking pills etc. He plans on showing up in court and convincing the judge to lock Lindsay in rehab for 3 months. I don’t think a few months of court ordered rehab is going to help her. Lindsay is on one wicked downward spiral and she isn’t going to get help or straighten up until she wants it. The more Michael pushes the farther he is shoving Lindsay into addiction.
I can understand a father’s concern for their child. It’s natural. But what’s not natural is Lohan running to the press and divulging family secrets and leaking audio tape of private conversations. Michael Lohan is a scumbag and I feel sorry for Lindsay having a dad like that.
