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Lindsay Lohan is Clumsy As Hell

Posted by slickpanda On April 2, 2010 ADD COMMENTS

Lindsay Lohan seems to have an issue with her feet this week. First she “trips” and falls into a cactus, next she emerges from a party with a kilo of “baby powder” in her pumps and now she stumbled and fell again. I hear she is having financial problems, it’s probably due to the high  [ Read More ]

Lindsay Lohan Death Watch

Posted by slickpanda On March 30, 2010 ADD COMMENTS

Media outlets are preparing for the inevitable death of Lindsay Lohan. News sources around the world don’t want to be caught with their pants down when Lindsay Lohan finally kicks the bucket. One source reveals: “News outlets need to be prepared. However shocking a story it might be, they are in the business of breaking  [ Read More ]

Lindsay Lohan Talks About The Lesbian Thing

Posted by slickpanda On February 23, 2010 ADD COMMENTS

Yesterday we got a glimpse into Lindsay Lohan’s scatter brained head as she talked about her Daddy and her drug abuse. Today we get all the details about her lesbian romps with ex-gal pal Samantha Ronson. Lindsay tells the interviewer that she was “surprised” at her relationship with Ronson. I’d be surprised too if I  [ Read More ]

Lindsay Lohan Admits Drug Use

Posted by slickpanda On February 22, 2010 ADD COMMENTS

Lindsay Lohan decided to tell us something we already know. She drinks and takes drugs. Whew. I am glad to know for sure now. Who can trust all those photos of Lindsay guzzling bottles of vodka, right? Lindsay had a soul baring interview, and by soul baring I mean she got paid, and revealed her  [ Read More ]

Michael Lohan: Lindsay Needs Rehab

Posted by slickpanda On February 18, 2010 ADD COMMENTS

Michael Lohan says Lindsay needs rehab. Duh. Is this guy for real? The reason Lindsay needs rehab is Michael Lohan. Dude does not know when to shut up. He is constantly spewing his verbal diarrhea to anyone that will listen. And by listen, I mean pay him to talk. Michael is making the rounds once  [ Read More ]

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Video?

Posted by slickpanda On June 19, 2009 ADD COMMENTS

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Video? Wow, that was almost funny…I personally would have added a few jokes about being gay. As lame as Lindsay is she is so smoking hot, i love red heads. Speaking of lesbian jokes; Q. How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Two. One to screw in the  [ Read More ]

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