Jon Gosselin told reporters that he voted for Kate as she competed on Dancing With The Stars. Of course Jon has a hidden agenda full of reasons why he would call in a vote for his ex. First off, he is trying to get custody of the kids by saying Kate is an absentee mom since she started on the show. Also, since Kate is getting paid for her DWTS fiasco she’ll have to pay him child support. Or maybe he just loves to see Kate make a fool out of herself on Live TV. Or it’s possible he was trying to dial-up some midget porn and he hit the wrong numbers. Poor Jon and his Ed Hardy shirts and dwarf penis. Jon is simply doomed and now his ex-girlfriend is going to marry Michael Lohan. When a Lohan is a better choice than you, you might as well hang it up.

The Gosselin family brought home 2 German Shepard puppies last year and named them Shoka and Nala. Of course a puppy is a handful and 2 are even more so. Just like 2 kids are a handful and 8 kids is an insane thing to do. Which brings us to Kate’s distorted reasoning. She figured out, “If I had two difficult kids I wouldn’t send them away and ask for new kids.” No, who would do that? But she could send a few kids away for a while and then allow them back when they stop peeing on the carpet.

She should look happier after all she’s going to be on Dancing With The Stars and that means people will pay attention to her again. We’ll all have to get used to her new hair style and recognize her without that bob in the front spiky crap in the back thing.