Jon Gosselin told reporters that he voted for Kate as she competed on Dancing With The Stars. Of course Jon has a hidden agenda full of reasons why he would call in a vote for his ex. First off, he is trying to get custody of the kids by saying Kate is an absentee mom since she started on the show. Also, since Kate is getting paid for her DWTS fiasco she’ll have to pay him child support. Or maybe he just loves to see Kate make a fool out of herself on Live TV. Or it’s possible he was trying to dial-up some midget porn and he hit the wrong numbers. Poor Jon and his Ed Hardy shirts and dwarf penis. Jon is simply doomed and now his ex-girlfriend is going to marry Michael Lohan. When a Lohan is a better choice than you, you might as well hang it up.
Michael Lohan and Kate Major (Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend) are getting married. How wonderful. Even better is that Lohan is raring to go ahead and have more kids. As if the ones he has aren’t already messed up enough. I wonder if he’ll video tape the poor baby when it dumps in it’s diaper, release it to the tabloids and claim the baby screwed him over by crapping up his life.
At least we know Kate Major’s cootchie isn’t all busted, Jon Gosselin is a small, small man.
The question of the day is: How miniature is Jon Gosselin’s penis, really? Well, at least that’s the question on my mind. I have a small mind.
If Playgirl has its way they could actually photograph the tiniest dick known to man and publish it for the world to see. But for a small fee. Playgirl usually pays out in triple figures to get a shot of most celebs but with Jon, they are only willing to pay him $20,000. That’s just $10, 000 an inch. Or if you need to go metric here… well, you do the math.
Considering Jon’s star is fading fast the price for him to flash his wares is dwindling daily. Jon better move quick before they withdraw the offer faster than he can pull out of Hailey Glassman’s sleazy snatch.
Hailey Glassman has taken Twitter to a whole new level. She tweeted a picture of a man’s very small private part and claims it’s Jon Gosselin. Alongside the tiny little penis photo is a ruler with plenty of inches left over. Somehow I find the whole “little dick” story not hard to believe. Don’t worry Jon it’s not the size that matters it’s the laughter that follows.
