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Sandra Bullock Jesse James Prenup

slickpanda — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:06:55 +0000

Sandra Bullock is one smart cookie. She had Jesse James sign a prenup stating he gets nothing if he cheats. Of course Jesse has a few bucks of his own but nothing compared to the massive fortune Sandra has amassed during her huge career. It says a lot about her trust of him though having that statement in the prenup. It’s like she almost expected him to be unfaithful. Considering James checkered background even before he was with Sandra, she put a lot of thought into protecting herself and it’s a good thing she did.

I always wondered about these two as a couple. Sandra seems nothing like Jesse’s former wife and of course the women that Jesse cheated with. I don’t think Sandra is as sweet and innocent as she comes across as. I believe there is a wildcat somewhere inside of her and I hope she has her claws out because it sounds like she is going to rip James a new one and he has it coming.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee on Cheaters

slickpanda — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 13:01:53 +0000

Jesse James Nazi mistress, Bombshell McGee was slated to appear on the hilarious show Cheaters. You know you’ve watched it. I think the whole thing is totally fake, but it’s pretty entertaining.

Anyway, the fame whore, Bombshell contacted the show because she thought her husband (at the time) Ronald Shane Modica, was cheating on her. Something she apparently knows a lot about… She didn’t make it on the show and a source for Cheaters said:

She applied to be on the show, and a report was submitted on her allegations of her husband cheating. But for whatever reason no further action was taken. Usually that means the couple break-up or the allegations are totally unfounded and the person is a crazy. I don’t know which it was in this situation.

I think she’s just crazy and wanted a little fame. Which is exactly what she has achieved. If you call being a skanky, overly tattooed slut an achievement.

Jesse James Reunited With Cinnabun!

slickpanda — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:42:35 +0000

Jesse James beloved pit bull Cinnabun went awol back on Januarary 25th. Jesse went the extra mile to find his missing pooch and posted flyers, wrote about it on Twitter and even hired a pet detective. It all paid off because Jesse got his dog back. Poor thing was filthy and lost 15 pounds in the 3 weeks she was missing but dog and owner are happily reunited.

Luckily for James a woman saw his flyers, nabbed the dog and brought her to Jesse’s bike shop. Jesse shared some pictures and you can see them right HERE. Lots of adorable photos of Cinnabun. Cute dog, cute guy, happy ending.