Howard Stern is always one to tell it like it is. I’ve always liked Stern. Maybe it’s my female frat boy mentality. No, this isn’t a very nice clip but it’s true. Howard is talking about Precious star Gabourey Sidibe. And in true Stern form he lays it on the line.

Cowell reportedly popped the question over a dinner at Mr. Chows in London on Valentines Day. How romantic. I can’t picture Cowell having a sensitive bone in his body but apparently he has a soft spot (or a hard spot) for Mezhgan. Perhaps she has the X factor Simon is constantly searching for.

The two should have some time to spend together as Simon is closing in on his last season of American Idol. I doubt it though, because up next for Cowell is bringing his hit show The X Factor here to the states. I don’t know how they will ever replace him on AI, really, he makes the show. The only other contender that I’ve heard of that could come close would be Howard Stern. He’d be a tad risky on the judging panel as Howard is known for having guests get naked, give explicit sex details and sit in a vibrating chair. Hey, that’s exactly what American Idol needs, a few orgasms and some nudity.

Back to Cowell and his pending nuptials. He gifted his new woman with some serious bling and she is sporting the dazzling diamond on her left hand, ring finger. Nothing says “engaged” like a big rock and a big bulge in Simon’s pants.