Jon Gosselin told reporters that he voted for Kate as she competed on Dancing With The Stars. Of course Jon has a hidden agenda full of reasons why he would call in a vote for his ex. First off, he is trying to get custody of the kids by saying Kate is an absentee mom since she started on the show. Also, since Kate is getting paid for her DWTS fiasco she’ll have to pay him child support. Or maybe he just loves to see Kate make a fool out of herself on Live TV. Or it’s possible he was trying to dial-up some midget porn and he hit the wrong numbers. Poor Jon and his Ed Hardy shirts and dwarf penis. Jon is simply doomed and now his ex-girlfriend is going to marry Michael Lohan. When a Lohan is a better choice than you, you might as well hang it up.

Chelsea Handler went on The Rachael Ray show and totally dissed Dancing With The Stars, Pamela Anderson and Kate Gosselin. Hilarious. Chelsea is brilliant and always spot on. Love her.

Kate Gosselin will be on Dancing With The Stars and I don’t know why. Oh, maybe it’s because her tv show was cancelled and she got divorced and needs to feed those 8 kids she made on purpose. Kate is used to getting her own way and word has it that she pushed and shoved to have the DWTS producers put a makeshift dance studio in her basement. That way she can deny her kids water from down below all the while twirling around in a ridiculous feathery outfit. I never watch this show but maybe this season I will.