Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are hooking up. Big Surprise. Jen is known to date her co-stars and Gerard is just the next one on a long list. Was there any question in anyones mind after that photo surfaced of Gerard putting his finger up Aniston’s butt? He probably told her she could get pregnant that way.
Jen’s rep had this to say:
“It is not our policy to comment on our clients’ personal lives, but in light of overly intrusive media scrutiny Jennifer Aniston would like to put rumors to rest. She and Gerard Butler are currently in a relationship, but the would please ask for privacy and respect for their personal lives going forward.”
I give this relationship all of 5 minutes which in Hollywood time equals about 6 months.
Simon Monjack is now dating Brittany Murphy’s mom, Sharon Murphy. The two have been shacking up all the while and things have moved onto a different level. All I can say is “Ew.” This doesn’t surprise me, Simon is as creepy as they come and Brittany’s mom seems unstable to say the least. No wonder Brittany cut Simon out of her will. She must have known Simon would move onto the next best thing, her mom. One way or another Simon planned to get his hands on Brittany’s cash and her mom is a direct line. This is just so Simon-like. He’s gross and weird and now he is banging his dead wife’s mother. Disgusting!
A couple that manicures together… avoids hang nails. Or something like that. Robert Kardashian and his “not my girlfriend” Angela Simmons got their nails done. Together. Is that cute or just gay?
Yesterday we got a glimpse into Lindsay Lohan’s scatter brained head as she talked about her Daddy and her drug abuse. Today we get all the details about her lesbian romps with ex-gal pal Samantha Ronson. Lindsay tells the interviewer that she was “surprised” at her relationship with Ronson. I’d be surprised too if I found myself in bed with another woman. Well, maybe surprised isn’t the word for it.
Lohan tells us:
“I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We’re still in touch. We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She has always been one of my best friends.
“If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to.
“We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know.”
As with most of what Lindsay says, I don’t believe it. Being gay is not a “when in Rome” type of thing. Either you are true to yourself or you live a lie. I don’t think you can turn it on and off like Lindsay claims she is able to do. The gay thing? Maybe a lot of people give it the old college try once and find it’s not for them. But to have an entire relationship with the same sex partner? Well, that’s gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Twilight’s worst kept secret is out. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are dating. We knew that already. In fact these two have been a couple for quite some time considering they first met on the set of Twilight, worked together on New Moon and are filming the 3rd installment, Eclipse. I am reading Eclipse right now and I wish they’d turn Bella into a freaking vampire already. Of course I have book number 4, Breaking Dawn all ready to read after I finish this one. I know… I’m a little behind here but it beats the pants off that bullcrap Harry Potter junk. No offense.
Now where was I? Yes, Kristen and Robert are bumping uglies and I am so relieved after Pattinson recently went off on this whole “I’m allergic to vagina” thing in a interview. I kind of like Kristen. A lot of people don’t but I sort of admire her refusal to fall into the whole cookie cutter starlet thing. She, for one, definitely doesn’t fake it for the cameras and that makes her cool.
