Shauna Sands Gross Up Close

Sure they’re pictures of a nip slip floating on the web, but I would like to comment on the gross-factor of this fake plastic creature.

You see when I got a hold of these photos from Fame Pictures, I thought; wicked, easy boobie-bikini post for Slick Panda. Instead I was almost sick seeing these girls at a high pixel size of 2400px (bigger than you computer screen). Of coarse I re-scaled them back to not scare away readers and even added a little shading to make her look good, but the amount of plastic force into this reality actress turned adult video performer Shauna Sands is just not right. Here she flaunts her assets in Miami, with the company of her equally voluptuous (fake) blonde friend in front of many tiny children.

Is it me or is this nasty? I don’t want a woman that is 60%  latex or p-leather, whatever happened to the all natural.

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Audrina Patridge is looking fit and trim and toting a bottle of fitness drink. Smart product placement or coincidence? One thing for sure, Audrina’s boobs aren’t any coincidence they are there for a noticable purpose.

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Britney Spears Nipples

Britney Spears lets her true colors show as the re-blonde singer grabs an orange soda in cut offs and uggs in Los Angeles. At least this time she is not walking around bare foot

Kim Kardashian ventures out from her hotel this morning to heat things up in Miami Fl. on a boat

Kim Kardashian relaxing on a yacht wearing a barely there nude bikini. Kourtney Kardashian kept covered up, maybe hiding her post baby body which is still in better shape than 90% of the population. Notice Kim’s butt crack hanging out. It’s hard to contain an ass like that.

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Audrina Patridge took her huge breasts out for a manicure. What her boobs have to do with getting her nails did, I have no clue, but here they are.

Big Boobs Can Save Any Outfit

Actress/Singer Aubrey O’Day dines at Katsuya in Hollywood wearing what looks like Fred Flintstone loin cloth. Thankfully she has a wicked rack that deverts the eyes to her huge cans “Yabba-Dabba-Doo!”

Say what you want about Katy Perry’s music, this girl is drop dead gorgeous!

Holy Crap Fake Boobs!

Model Shauna Sand on the beach showing off her T-1000 body and fake tittys which are noticeable from the window seat 30,000 feet above. Whatever happen to real boobs? remember real boobies?

Sand submitted photos to Playboy’s Los Angeles photo editors. She did a test shoot that Hugh Hefner approved and became the Playmate of the Month for May 1996. Sand began her acting career with a guest appearance alongside future husband Lorenzo Lamas in his TV show Renegade. After their divorce, she appeared in TV shows such as Charmed, and in movies such as the comedy The Deviants (2004)….but now she looks like a old leathered catchers mit