Jon Bon Jovi is celebrating his birthday today and he is hotter than ever. Why do men get better with age and women fall apart? Must be men sucking the life out of women. Speaking of sucking, come here Jon, I got your birthday present.

Attending Justin Bieber’s birthday party could kill you. At least according to the invite it could. Justin Bieber plans on celebrating his Sweet 16 birthday in a big way and the invitations come along with a release form for parents to sign. The party is going to be a big bash with a couple risky games, kids could get hurt or even killed. At least that’s what the release states. The activities will include, paintball, basketball, sumo wrestling and laser tag. I get the paintball risk, ever get hit with one? It hurts. And leaves a nasty bruise, but I don’t think it could kill you. Now a big, squatting Sumo wrestler could harm you but only if he sat on your face and some people enjoy that, I’ve seen it on you tube.

Who knew Justin Bieber was such a badass? Laser tag? Incredibly dangerous, someone could lose an eye or maybe even their virginity, at least that’s how I lost mine.