Michael Lohan and Kate Major (Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend) are getting married. How wonderful. Even better is that Lohan is raring to go ahead and have more kids. As if the ones he has aren’t already messed up enough. I wonder if he’ll video tape the poor baby when it dumps in it’s diaper, release it to the tabloids and claim the baby screwed him over by crapping up his life.

At least we know Kate Major’s cootchie isn’t all busted, Jon Gosselin is a small, small man.

Rebecca Gayheart finally had her baby. It seemed like she was pregnant forever! They revealed that it’s a girl but no other details just yet. Name that kid, already!

Jim Carrey is a grandpa thanks to his daughter Jane, getting knocked up at the ripe old age of 22. Carrey is reportedly thrilled with the new family member, hey, it’s someone who hasn’t heard all of his jokes yet. Someone who never gets tired of his antics is longtime girlfriend Jenny McCarthy who is also reportedly happy to be called “Grandma” despite Jim Carrey not calling her his wife. The two who have dated for years, have yet to marry.

Jane, a singer is married to Alex Santana, who’s also in a band. They named their baby boy Jackson Riley Santana weighing in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces.

I hope Jane’s baby chute was as elastic as Jim Carrey’s face is.