March 11th, 2010 / No Comments » / by The Blog Whore
Now that Charlie Sheen has figured out a plea bargain is no dice he is going with the age-old bullcrap: It never happened. “It” being the altercation between him and his wife, Brooke Mueller last December.
I don’t know about you, but if I were drunk and full of illegal drugs I wouldn’t call the cops unless there were no other choice. Especially if I were a celebrity. No matter how messed up you get, you just don’t drunk dial the cops.
So, for Charlie to say that the whole thing never happened is ludicrous. We’ll see how that works for him. There is no middle ground for “it never happened”. No wiggle room. I suppose he’ll say this under oath and it wouldn’t be the first time the truth was lost on Charlie in a court of law. I think it’s time Chuckie spent some more time behind bars.
March 10th, 2010 / No Comments » / by The Blog Whore
Howard Stern is always one to tell it like it is. I’ve always liked Stern. Maybe it’s my female frat boy mentality. No, this isn’t a very nice clip but it’s true. Howard is talking about Precious star Gabourey Sidibe. And in true Stern form he lays it on the line.
March 10th, 2010 / No Comments » / by The Blog Whore
Here is the actual video for the new movie the Runaways. It’s Cherry Bomb performed by Dakota Fanning as Cherrie Curry and Kristin Stewart as Joan Jett.
Judging from the scenes shown in the video the movie looks pretty good. Dakota sings okay I guess, not that The Runaways were incredible vocalists or anything. I’ll bet they had a rather amazing time back in the day breaking into the biz as females.
I have always loved Joan Jett and saw her perform a while back. The chick was so badass. The one thing I noticed though since I had a front row seat was that Joan has no tits. None whatsoever. Nothing. Nada. Flat as a board. Not that she’s ever needed them or anything I am just saying, girl got ripped in the boob department.
March 10th, 2010 / No Comments » / by The Blog Whore
Damn. Corey Haim was found dead this morning of a suspected overdose. That sucks, I liked Haim. He was so messed up he made Corey Feldman look like Dr. Drew. I was sort of hoping to see Haim on Celebrity Rehab or something. Bummer.
I am sure he will be fodder for many websites which is interesting as the last clip I saw of Haim on TMZ, at first the guys didn’t even realize it was him and he was out with Feldman! Haim had gained so much weight that he was nearly unrecognizable. What a shame that he died so young at only 38. I don’t know if accidental overdose is better or worse than suicide but when you play with fire you’re bound to get burned. Or dead. RIP Corey.
Heidi Montag is still trying to cash in on her plastic surgery fiasco. Heidi took to the Funny Or Die network and did a video spoof about her multiple plastic surgeries. While Heidi can see the humor in her cartoon life, what I don’t get is what she see’s in Spencer Pratt.
Sean Hayes has revealed the not so shocking revelation that yup, he’s gay. He played a gay dude role for years on Will & Grace and he played it well. Life imitates art.
Sean spilled the beans in a recent interview with Advocate:
“When I play a gay character I want to be as believable as possible. And when I’m playing a straight character I also want to be as believable as possible. So the less that people know about my personal life, the more believable I can be as a character.”
He went on to say:
“I am who I am. I was never in, as they say. Never… Why would you go down that path with somebody who’s done so much to contribute to the gay community? That was my beef about it. What more do you want me to do? Do you want me to stand on a float? And then what? It’s never enough.”
Years ago if an actor came out of the closet his career was over. No one could see a gay guy as a leading ladies man. Rupert Everett had this problem but still managed to land a few good roles. Everett explained the politics of being an openly gay man in Hollywood:
The fact is that you could not be, and still cannot be, a 25-year-old homosexual trying to make it in the British film business or the American film business or even the Italian film business. It just doesn’t work and you’re going to hit a brick wall at some point. You’re going to manage to make it roll for a certain amount of time, but at the first sign of failure they’ll cut you right off.
It has worked out nicely for Neil Patrick Harris who recently came out as gay and his career has never been hotter, Maybe the tide is finally turning.
Katy Price hitched her wagon to cross-dressing, cage fighter Alex Reid just a month ago. Of course the wedding is surrounded by scandal just like everything Katy does. Word is, the dude that performed the ceremony had his license yanked a while back.
Experts say Rev Mose Henney is not registered to marry couples in Las Vegas after being forced to resign in disgrace over a sex scandal.
Henney, 67, admitted “inappropriate sexual contact, including sexual intercourse, with three adult women” at a church in Wisconsin eight years ago.
That’s okay. It’ll be easier for Katy to “divorce” the guy if the marriage wasn’t real. Katy is used to fake things, her boobs, her hair and her whole entire face. She’ll bounce back, silicone always does.
Robbie Benson is sporting a pot belly and he is blaming weed for his portly transformation. Even though pot makes him paranoid he still smoked enough of it to nom his way through mountains of junk food. Robbie is calling 2009 the Year of the Munchies.
Remember kids, drugs are bad. Trust me, it’s all fun and good until someone eats the last Twinkie. You try inhaling a rice cake with cotton mouth, it’s just wrong. Mmmm-kay?
Hilarious comedienne Kathy Griffen had a few choice words directed at former Alaska (I can see Russia from my house) governor Sarah Palin.
It’s no secret that fame whore Kathy glommed onto Levi Johnston for his 15 minutes. I wonder if Kathy ever got a glimpse of Levi’s johnson as none of us ever got the chance. His Playgirl layout was a laugh and Kathy loves a good joke. The whole thing went on Kathy ’s show My Life on the D-List. A Playgirl rep who was there that day told Radar Online
We shot a scene where I show her [Kathy] Levi’s Playgirl magazine and she reacts to it, then we went to a gay bar called Mad Myrnas. I asked Kathy what star she’d like to see take a ‘celebrity spill’ and she said ‘I’d like to push Sarah Palin down the stairs.’”
Not only will Kathy cut a bitch, she’ll shove her down the stairs too.
Hulk Hogan wants to romp on Brad Pitt in the ring. Hulk usually has something to say about everything and this time he went on a Team Aniston ramble. For some reason Brad Pitt came into Hulk’s crosshairs and he had this to say:
“If I could knock some sense into any one person—and he’s got a great life and he’s doing the right thing .The kids are great and the person he’s with is great, no doubt.
I never understood. I never understood and I’d love to knock sense. Why would anybody leave Jennifer Aniston? I mean come on brother.”
We have to consider the source here. Hogan likes those manly looking women so of course he’d be attracted to Jennifer Aniston. I never blamed Pitt for leaving Maniston.
Hulk went on to say:
“She’s brilliant, she’s smart, she’s good looking, she’s sensual. she’s sexy. She’s got the body of a God. She’s.got it all going on. Brad Pitt –the ultimate male still– whatever that is–I understand Angelina she’s gorgeous—it’s like trading a Cadillac for a Cadillac.”
Here is the actual video for the new movie the Runaways. It’s Cherry Bomb performed by Dakota Fanning as Cherrie Curry and Kristin Stewart as Joan Jett. 
