March 6th, 2010 / No Comments » / by The Blog Whore
The question of the day is: How miniature is Jon Gosselin’s penis, really? Well, at least that’s the question on my mind. I have a small mind.
If Playgirl has its way they could actually photograph the tiniest dick known to man and publish it for the world to see. But for a small fee. Playgirl usually pays out in triple figures to get a shot of most celebs but with Jon, they are only willing to pay him $20,000. That’s just $10, 000 an inch. Or if you need to go metric here… well, you do the math.
Considering Jon’s star is fading fast the price for him to flash his wares is dwindling daily. Jon better move quick before they withdraw the offer faster than he can pull out of Hailey Glassman’s sleazy snatch.
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Tags: jon gosselin, playgirl
March 6th, 2010 / No Comments » / by The Blog Whore
I have to post this picture of Jennifer Garner, Violet and baby Serephina. Those kids are just do damn adorable I simply cannot be mean to them. Violet is like, the happiest kid ever. Instead of flipping off the paparazzi like David Beckham’s kids do, little Violet counts them. Too cute. Okay I’m gonna go puke you can join me if you like.
Posted in: Gossip
Tags: adorable, jen garner, Paparazzi, violet serephina
March 5th, 2010 / 2 Comments » / by slickpanda
Singer Beyonce Knowles was all smiles along side her mother Tina Knowles as they unveil the “Beyoncé Cosmetology Center” at Phoenix House Career Academy in New York City. Today was an emotional day for Tina as she was once a cosmetologist herself and dreamed of opening a school were people could pursue their dreams as she did.
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Tags: Beyonce Knowles
March 5th, 2010 / No Comments » / by The Blog Whore
Here is Kate Gosselin looking like she just crawled out of a vat of grease. Organic, I’m sure.
She should look happier after all she’s going to be on Dancing With The Stars and that means people will pay attention to her again. We’ll all have to get used to her new hair style and recognize her without that bob in the front spiky crap in the back thing.
Posted in: Gossip
Tags: hair. dwts, kate gosselin
March 5th, 2010 / No Comments » / by The Blog Whore
This picture is floating around out there claiming this is Nikki Sixx out on a date. Of course, Nikki just recently broke up with Kat Von D so it’s not a stretch that he’d be dating again.
I’ve got news for you, this is NOT Nikki Sixx but I am pretty sure that’s Vince Neil.
Posted in: Gossip
Tags: date, kat von d, nikki sixx, vince neil
March 4th, 2010 / No Comments » / by The Blog Whore
Dave Navarro is naked again, this time for a PETA ad. Dave took his turn at stripping down and posing for a good cause. The ad is rather risque, you can see it HERE The ad states: “Ink, not mink. Be comfortable in your own skin and let animals keep theirs.”
Dave looks pretty good for 42 years old. He’s a little too feminine for my taste. He needs to link the ink on his sleeves. Those 80’s tattoos could use a major fill in.
That said, I’d still hit it.
Posted in: 01
Tags: ad, dave navarro, naked, peta
March 4th, 2010 / No Comments » / by The Blog Whore
Rebecca Gayheart finally had her baby. It seemed like she was pregnant forever! They revealed that it’s a girl but no other details just yet. Name that kid, already!
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Tags: baby, eric dane, girl, rebecca gayheart
March 4th, 2010 / No Comments » / by The Blog Whore
Another celebrity has fallen victim to a stalker type situation, only scarier! It all started on myspace when some guy started harrassing and threatening Dr. Drew. Then a weird guy showed up at the radio station where Dr. Drew tapes Love Line every night. Putting two and two together Dr. Drew figured out this was the same guy. But it gets even stranger. Dr. Drew told Radar online:
“I had a small claims case filed against me recently by someone, and then I began to put the pieces together, that this was the same person. The small claims case is absolutely ridiculous and accuses me of implanting him with tracking devices, I have never even met this person. “I told my wife I was planning on going to court in order to defend myself and Susan told me absolutely not. Susan began tracking what this person was saying about me and our family and we contacted law enforcement about a week ago.”
More details:
Pearson allegedly threatened to murder the couple’s three teenage children and make Susan eat them. Dr. Drew told RadarOnline.com his wife was instrumental in getting Pearson arrested. “The police complimented my wife for her research and diligence in gathering as much information as was possible. Susan truly was, as always, amazing. “We are truly grateful to the Pasadena Police Department and the Culver City Police Department. The Culver City Police Department now makes sure I get to and from my car each evening safely before and and after I do Love Line.”
Well, at least the cops arrested the guy. Charles Pearson is being held on $150,000 bail by the Pasadena Police Department on a felony stalking charge.
Posted in: Gossip
Tags: charles pearson, dr. drew, man arrested, threaten
March 4th, 2010 / No Comments » / by The Blog Whore
Has this woman lost her mind? Elin Nordgren is moving back in with Tiger Woods. After 3 months of separation the two are hooking back up and hooking up is what Tiger does best. Who on earth could go back to a guy that cheated with at least 14 women? O Just one woman is usually a deal breaker. I don’t think it’s a money thing as I am sure Elin could walk away with tons of cash either way.
I don’t care how much time Tiger spent in rehab and counseling there ain’t no fixing that broken marriage. It really does make you question Elin’s motives or sanity at this point. We’ll see how long this lasts. A Tiger cannot change his stripes.
Posted in: Gossip
Tags: elin, move in, reconcile, tiger woods
March 3rd, 2010 / No Comments » / by The Blog Whore
Christian Bale’s sister filed for bankruptcy and she won’t be getting any help from mega rich Christian. He still holds a grudge about the whole having him arrested thing and you know how Christian gets when he’s pissed off.
Christian’s sis, Sharon famously had him hauled off by the cops just hours before his 2008 premier of The Dark Knight. She told the po po that Bale was acting all crazy in front of her kids and that she was tired of his temper. Hey, if you don’t like it then get the hell out of his house.
Later it was said that Sharon asked him for money to pay some debts and that’s when he went off on her. Sharon denies this. Sharon is on her own as Bale has bigger fish to fry, like camera men, taxi drivers and the Starbucks barista that screwed up his double latte.
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Tags: arrested, bankruptcy, christian bale, sharon, sister
March 3rd, 2010 / No Comments » / by The Blog Whore
Jessica Simpson has a bad case of the sads and is going on Oprah to tell us all about it. Jessica is all offended about John Mayer’s “sexual napalm” comments and wants to clear the air. Why is Jess so upset? I was surprised to hear that she is wild in bed. I always found her to be a little uptight sexually what with waiting until marriage to lose her virginity and all that.
Jessica should be glad that John honored her with such revelations as he really buried Jennifer Aniston with the comment about her wanting it to be 1998 again. Or was that 1989?
I simply cannot stand Oprah. She annoys the ever loving crap out of me but I will have to tune in today to watch Jessica squeeze out a few tears and promote whatever it is that she is promoting these days.
Posted in: Gossip
Tags: Jessica Simpson, john mayer, oprah
The question of the day is: How miniature is Jon Gosselin’s penis, really? Well, at least that’s the question on my mind. I have a small mind.
