The question of the day is: How miniature is Jon Gosselin’s penis, really? Well, at least that’s the question on my mind. I have a small mind.
If Playgirl has its way they could actually photograph the tiniest dick known to man and publish it for the world to see. But for a small fee. Playgirl usually pays out in triple figures to get a shot of most celebs but with Jon, they are only willing to pay him $20,000. That’s just $10, 000 an inch. Or if you need to go metric here… well, you do the math.
Considering Jon’s star is fading fast the price for him to flash his wares is dwindling daily. Jon better move quick before they withdraw the offer faster than he can pull out of Hailey Glassman’s sleazy snatch.
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